Once Upon A Time, in an Indie land far, far, away - and south, like the Texas-ish area of far, far, away - two ladies with glitter in their veins, from the Kingdoms of Digital Nails and Ellagee, collaborated to bring the world a box like no other. A box full of magic, wonder, and rainbow poop, and it would be called "The Unicorn Cahoots Duo."
This box contained a variety of all things Unicorns, from the rainbow colored sugar pills of the unicorn's diet, to two unique nail polishes whose recipes are known only to those chosen by the unicorns. I have been chosen to share this story with you, and grant you the opportunity to capture one of these rare duos for yourself!
Three unicorns (not included in the box) regaled the tail to me of the contents of this elusive box. The first unicorn of gold and silver showed me one of the very special additions - 8 of the tiniest unicorns in the world, captured and transformed into charms, one side silver, the other side bronze:
Frozen in Battle
The second unicorn of Porcelain and Spring Flowers shared with me the two unique polishes in this box:
The first of these polishes is called "Unicorn Soup" and was created by Digital Nails:
I was in awe of the incredible coverage in just once coat of this Unicorn Soup, the variety of colors and shapes, and the quick dry time!
The second of these polishes is "Sir Twinkle Toes," created by Ellagee:
I affixed one of the tiny unicorns to this polish - it seemed happy to reside there:
I also re-created the story of two battling unicorns on my nails, using the special polishes and tiny unicorns:
The final gift in this box of sparkles, magic, and happiness was bestowed upon me by the final unicorn of Green Metal - a pile of its rainbow poo, named Charlie:
I know, that's quite a lot of poo for such a small unicorn. He was holding it in for me.
Charlie now resides upon my desk, bringing me happy rainbow smiles in times I am feeling down.
The contents of this box are so special, so magical, that they can only be contained in 50 boxes total, 25 for each Indie Kingdom of Ellagee and Digital Nails. They will be released for humans alike at 6pm CSIFFAT (Central Standard Indie Far Far Away Time).
And that is the tale of the Unicorn Cahoots Duo...perhaps your tale will be different should you come into possession of one :)
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The Unicorn Duo was sent to me via portal from the Digital Nails Kingdom of Indie Far Far Away in order for me to regale the tail in 100% honesty and truth. Therefore, this story and all its content is my own and of my own experience.
Hahaha! I dig the star-sharting dueling unicorns, lol! What a fun duo, and I love the small unicorns!
ReplyDeleteLove it!! What a fun review. :0) Got me smiling for sure. I can't wait for the launch tonight!
ReplyDeleteThis entire post is amazing. AMAZING!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely loved this post and how you combined the elements of the box in that mani!!
ReplyDeleteEach item in this box is special. I need to grab Unicorn Soup as soon as possible!!
ReplyDeleteWow, what a fantastic box, I wan't those unicorns!
ReplyDeleteHahaha this cracked me up! Please always regale us with the great and mighty tales :) and I love the nail art you did!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA love the rainbow poo! And that Ellagee shade ♥ so pretty!
ReplyDeleteLove that Ellagee!
ReplyDeleteHahaa so entertaining! This box looks amazing. Great swatches and I love the nail art.
ReplyDeleteYou're review had me smiling and laughing all the way through! I love the bright colors in Unicorn soup.
ReplyDeleteLove your review!! Had me giggling the whole time! Beautiful swatches as always too of course!
ReplyDeleteI really like Unicorn Soup. I'd like it more without star glitter though. There something about "cutesy" shaped Glitters I just don't like.
ReplyDeleteI adore your unicorn battling nails! This box is so much fun and your description of it is even more fun :)
ReplyDeleteThis is a really cute box and I love your review!
ReplyDeleteI love a good unicorm.
ReplyDeleteThis "tail" definitely made me giggle!! Thanks for sharing your Unicorn experience, I love the poo! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI love this so much. Such colorful poop
ReplyDeleteI did not know that unicorn soup was thing. I was told however that unicorn poop was supposed to be composed entirely of sweet sticky rainbows.
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